function smiley_image($url) { return "\"Emoticon\""; } function smileys($str) { $i=0; //:-) $patterns[$i] = '/:-\)/'; $replacements[$i++] = smiley_image("gfx/smiley/smiley.gif"); // :) $patterns[$i] = '/:\)/'; $replacements[$i++] = smiley_image("gfx/smiley/smiley.gif"); // :o) $patterns[$i] = '/:o\)/'; $replacements[$i++] = smiley_image("gfx/smiley/smiley.gif"); // ;-) $patterns[$i] = '/;-\)/'; $replacements[$i++] = smiley_image("gfx/smiley/blink.gif"); // ;o) $patterns[$i] = '/;o\)/'; $replacements[$i++] = smiley_image("gfx/smiley/blink.gif"); // ;) $patterns[$i] = '/;\)/'; $replacements[$i++] = smiley_image("gfx/smiley/blink.gif"); // :-( $patterns[$i] = '/:-\(/'; $replacements[$i++] = smiley_image("gfx/smiley/sur.gif"); // :( $patterns[$i] = '/:\(/'; $replacements[$i++] = smiley_image("gfx/smiley/sur.gif"); // :o( $patterns[$i] = '/:o\(/'; $replacements[$i++] = smiley_image("gfx/smiley/sur.gif"); // :-D $patterns[$i] = '/:-D/'; $replacements[$i++] = smiley_image("gfx/smiley/smiley_d.gif"); // :D $patterns[$i] = '/:D/'; $replacements[$i++] = smiley_image("gfx/smiley/smiley_d.gif"); // :-D $patterns[$i] = '/:-D/'; $replacements[$i++] = smiley_image("gfx/smiley/smiley_d.gif"); // ;-D $patterns[$i] = '/;-D/'; $replacements[$i++] = smiley_image("gfx/smiley/smiley_d.gif"); // ;D $patterns[$i] = '/;D/'; $replacements[$i++] = smiley_image("gfx/smiley/smiley_d.gif"); // <3 $patterns[$i] = '/<\;3/'; $replacements[$i++] = smiley_image("gfx/smiley/heart.gif");